grab your chair.
an absurdist kitchen channel and the private room behind it.
140,000 of us on snapchat.
our first roll happens on story. 5 pm.
the aisle
one hand per shirt. sometimes two. the dice pick the rest.
join us
the room, the vote, the badge. open now.
it gets weirder upstairs. more soon.
no prices here. the tiers are on patreon.
see the tiersthe room is on discord. the door is on patreon.
how our club works
we cook something and do something to it.
we argue about it in the room, off the feed.
we vote on what we make next, in the kitchen and out of it.
what the table picks gets made.
some of it is drawn by hand. that part opens when it's real.
the line
upstairs. opens when it's real.
shop
100% cotton. water-based ink. the only thing missing is you.
members pay less on every drop. join us
our first print run opens the shop.
you're on it.
we'll write when there is something to say. one email, no more.
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sealed packs
a handful in foil. we don't pick what's inside. the dice did.
first window goes to members. 18 and up.
you're on it.
we'll write when there is something to say. one email, no more.
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the database
twenty-three hands. none of ours have printed yet.
started by george kaltner. fifteen years of drawing hands. this is what they were for.